"Please....John, go somewhere else, like your multi million dollar mansion in Hawaii. Does anybody..."
"Never fear - Uncle John PM and his sidekicks are working on it all. The 170,000 jobs he promised four..."
"Any chance we'll see some of those 170,000 jobs you promised to create four years ago John? Oh I..."
"But Uncle John told me that he and his band of National Merry Men were going to create 170,000 jobs..."
11 May 2013
"Local Magistrates please take note. What happens when these individuals get caught? A slap on the hand..."
"Interesting string this. I must have missed something. I didn't know a referendum had been held to..."
"I have it on good authority that the two council members are really Spiderman and The Phantom in..."
"This lad is a wonderful example to our youth. Well done. Well done indeed. Stand up and take a bow."
"God where do these people come from. "




Commented on a story 8:30am May 20th
"So what it means folks is that instead of a 5% rates hike this year it will be 4.95% - yeah whoopee."
Gas sale seen as big boon to ratepayers
18 May 2013